Noise du Jour’s RAP SNACKS: “Smell Yo Dick” by Riskay feat. Aviance & Real
Posted by Eliza Gauger
UPDATE 11/18/07: New video found and embedded. Take that, YouTube. We’ll smell all the dicks we want.
I just remarked to Q that today is going to be a day of pain and horror on Ecto: first Ross decided to violate us with a commercial that would be revolting even if performed by humans, and not by poorly-animated anthropomorphs in bikinis. Imagine the matted fur, the swarms of flies attracted by the syrupy beverage, and over it all, the scent of musth from one thousand species.
And now I will twist the screw.
nigga this is the 15th mothafucking time that i called and left yo ass messages, i done text yo bitch ass and you ain’t respondin or nothin. what the fuck is you doin? who the fuck is you out there with? you think i’m stupid? my girl’s already on pump me up on your ass tonight nigga. when you get home i got some news for your bitch ass.
CHORUS:
why you comin home 5 in the morn
somethin’s goin on can i smell yo dick?
don’t play me like a fool, cause that ain’t cool
so what you needa do is let me smell yo dick
why you comin home 5 in the mornin
somethin’s goin on can i smell yo dick?
don’t play me like a fool, cause that ain’t cool
so what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
it’s 4 o’ CLOCK and i’m sleepin’,
it’s late at night and you creepin’,
you could have told me “i’m leavin’”,
now i know you’re out there cheatin’
why you gotta do me like that?
when i call you don’t call me back
i’m textin you now nigga where you at?
that’s fucked up why you do me like that?
i can’t sleep and you trippin’
in the club with dirty foot bitches
my girl was there, she witness
she had a camera phone she took pictures
you was on the dance flo’ grindin’
it was trip the whole ming diamond,
you was floss so hard you was shinin’
everything she drank you buyin’
but nigga you need to stop lyin’
before i get mad and pull out my nine
you want a new bitch to fuck and that’s fine
but don’t fuck her then try to fuck mine
you keep tellin me you ain’t touch her
but some peep tellin me you done fucked her
and i ain’t that bitch you wanna play with
nigga drop yo boxers let me smell yo dick
(chorus x2)
(yo yo)
smell my dick wait a minute hold up
see that hot bitch got me swolled up
and i don’t give a damn what ya home girl seen
when i was in the club what the fuck you mean
they ain’t got no bu’ness spyin’ me like that
you ain’t got no bu’ness tryin’ me like that
i wasn’t even feelin’ a diamond like that
i was rilin’ but i wasn’t clownin’ like that
that’s alright that’s okay
don’t look at me for what you home girl say
a nigga like me drink a lot a liquor
meet a lot a bitches take a lot a pitchas
i might break bread with one or two strippers
but that don’t mean ya gotta pull my zipper
thinkin i get down on whole town
even tho i got feet to go round
(chorus x2)
Categories: Noise du Jour
Posted at 2:40 pm on November 12, 2007
24 Comments -
Ugh.
Comment by Mike — November 12, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
Yeah…that’s about all you can say.
Although this raises the question: is olfactory inspection of the groin a common practice, perhaps in gangsta culture, or is Ms. Riskay making a deviant request?
Comment by Eliza Gauger — November 12, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
oh sweet jeebus….
gotta love myspace
Comment by DV — November 12, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
@ Eliza
And, if it is a common practice, is said examination the only step in this process, or is there something more to this ritual this song is not telling us? I wouldn’t want to do it wrong, and it’s so easy to be forgetful at 5 in the morn’.
Comment by Lord Kook — November 12, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
My guess is that though she hopes to prove something to the unfortunate object of this song, Ms. Riskay will regret — ***in the extreme*** — getting a whiff of the the offending organ.
Comment by revston — November 12, 2007 @ 6:01 pm
Well, that just ranked as my newest, favoritest song ever. Thanks
Comment by Large McBighuge — November 12, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
What gives me a headache about this song is that her and others including friends and record producers thought “Smell Yo Dick” was a good idea for a song. There was no way around it. Upon hearing the title “Smell Yo Dick” they must have said that it was “coo” or however rap culture says it now.
Comment by Robin L. — November 12, 2007 @ 7:27 pm
I think this shall be my new cell phone ring, just so that while in line at the grocery store I can see the reaction of those around me as the words “why you comin home 5 in the mornin somethin’s goin on can i smell yo dick?” come tumbling from my purse.
Comment by monkey — November 12, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
i’m glad i already live in a state of permanent rage; there is nothing i hate more than rap, save poorly-executed, ultra-derogatory rap.
if only the “nigga” in question would soak his nether regions in something flammable and unpleasant before she smelled them; if for no other reason than my extreme pleasure in seeing him and his entourage engulfed in wondrous purging flame.
pain and horror, indeed, Eliza. i liked it better when you were “feeding my sick sexual proclivities.” ^_~
Comment by zanbowser — November 12, 2007 @ 7:41 pm
this is pretty much the best song ever
Comment by Qais Fulton — November 12, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
This is satire. Right?
Comment by bunnyburrito — November 12, 2007 @ 10:02 pm
I’m thinking of promising another heart to Huitzilopochtli. Ok, that’s… Ross for his disgusting commercial, Eliza for… this.
If the current trends continue, I may actually need to obtain a sacrificial blade.
Comment by Robert — November 12, 2007 @ 10:15 pm
Nah. Eliza’s done enough for me to forgive a brief burst of… I’d call it madness, but that would be an insult to the insane. Besides, I get the feeling an attempt to remove any of Eliza’s organs would end in, at best, my death.
However, I still owe a certain Mesoamerican deity a heart. Anyone know where can I find the rapper responsible for this travesty? As a fan of good rap (have a look for “Black Betty” on this very site), it’s sort of sacred duty.
Comment by Robert — November 12, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
The Google ads triggered by this post are almost as amusing as the lyrics: “Smell Vagina,” “Cat Urine,” and “Does your breath smell?”
Oddly enough, no ads for a revolutionary substance to mitigate a little stank on the hang-low.
Comment by Jenn — November 12, 2007 @ 10:43 pm
Amazing in a…wow. I think this may have destroyed my brain.
I have a new personal theme song!
Comment by Andy — November 13, 2007 @ 2:38 am
@Eliza: Funny enough, I’ve heard that one of the “original” intimacies of oral sex was that it let you affirm that your partner wasn’t sleeping around.
Also, I think if we’ve got a song about a dick we should definitely pair it with a song about vaginas. Don’t thank me for this one, thank jezebel.
Fannypack’s “Camel Toe”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI
Comment by Vinnchan — November 13, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
[…] infectious and the video is wonderfully animated so, really, does it matter? Granted, it’s no “Smell Yo’ Dick” but give it a chance […]
Pingback by ectoplasmosis » Noise Du Jour: “Explosion” by Cube Juice — November 15, 2007 @ 10:16 am
SOB! If I had kept checking in here regularly, I would have found out about this song 2 days earlier than I did. Got it via a MySpace Bulletin.
What is up with the groans here? What, this site is suddenly Disneyland?
The song is frikkin HILARIOUS!
And well done too.
Comment by Mike Cane — November 15, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
I hate to get all proper up in the face of high art, but…
Shouldn’t it be “MAY I smell your dick?”
Comment by Greg — November 15, 2007 @ 10:38 pm
That’s correct, sir. Do a cover.
Comment by Heinous — November 17, 2007 @ 9:01 pm
Would somebody please get this video back up? People will think I’m lame for sending them to a page without it’s content.
Comment by Content Police — November 18, 2007 @ 5:48 pm
Video back up.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — November 18, 2007 @ 7:05 pm
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Pingback by All about Pumper Gaugers » Blog Archive » Quick Roundup — March 29, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
the video is down, but look! another one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
Comment by traci — July 27, 2008 @ 9:45 pm