Moustache Monday: Paraphilia From The Frozen North
Posted by Qais Fulton
I’ve spent the past week in the frozen wastes of Toronto, Ontario. My expectations of barely literate, maple syrup sucking, troll people were beautifully shattered my first night here. My host having dragged me to a club at which the first sight to grace my eyes was a creature that stirs the loins of only the most deviant at Ectomo H.Q., the mustachio’d woman.
No no, not the overbearing Russian mother of 13, whose moustache is wispy and borne of horrible genetics. The supine, ink-stained upper lip of a woman in male drag is the madonna of my filthy lust. There are few things in this world more attractive than a woman embracing, owning, and subjugating (in a fashion akin to praying mantis) a masculine icon, and in so doing infusing it with feminine allure.
Categories: Perverts, Moustache Monday, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Addiction, Fetish
Posted at 5:19 am on November 5, 2007
8 Comments -
Rawr.
Comment by FiXXXer667 — November 4, 2007 @ 6:14 am
What mustachio?..ahh…you mean that thing…not my first pick on what to see in the photo.
Comment by Martin Revert — November 4, 2007 @ 10:06 am
Uhm, yeah what he said and woof!
Comment by Philip — November 5, 2007 @ 11:01 am
I should like to point you to a particularly fine example of mustachio’d feminine wiles:
http://cliffypop.com/galleryhop/2007/Marcy/DSCF0328.JPG
Comment by Stache M. Dandy — November 5, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
I’m tttracted to a mustache. Awww fuck.
Damn you to hell, ectomo. To hell.
Comment by Optical — November 5, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
Very very odd… If that was the White Orchid that you were at… I was there.
I did not see that girl though.
Comment by Shaan S — November 5, 2007 @ 8:15 pm
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