Oolong Cat
Posted by John Brownlee
Note to the New Scum: this post is not license for you to post all the adorable photographs of cats you have found during your marvelous Internet adventures.
Note to commenters: first person to slap a LOLCat caption on this image gets sodomized with a spork.
Now you may coo. It is nice to know that Japan’s most famous balancing rabbit has been reincarnated into a higher form.
Categories: Oolong, Japan, Ephemera, Photography
Posted at 11:00 am on October 9, 2007
15 Comments -
Somehow, I doubt your threats of spork-based sodomy can dissuade all. Posting a picture of a cute cat doing something amusing and demanding that the barbarian tribes of the internet not convert it into a LOLCat is like placing a rotting carcass on a picnic table and commanding all the flies of the world to leave it alone.
Ahh, simile. It can be used for good… or evil.
Comment by Robert — October 9, 2007 @ 11:12 am
cat is a higher form than bunny?
Comment by Jonson — October 9, 2007 @ 11:29 am
I HAS A HAMSTAR HAT… LULZ ^_~
Comment by zanbowser — October 9, 2007 @ 11:36 am
36 minutes. Significantly longer than I would have ever wagered. The spork is ready, I presume?
Comment by Robert — October 9, 2007 @ 11:56 am
Thank you, zanbowser, he deserved that.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — October 9, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Spork sodomy cries out for a newly-coined term. “Spodomy” is the first thing that leaps to mind, but I’m optimistic that there’s something better.
Comment by V. Blame — October 9, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
Spucking.
Comment by BB — October 9, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
Interestingly enough spodomy returns only one google image result. Its from radioheads uk website.
Spucking returns 29, none of them remotely interesting.
Comment by Hlaode — October 9, 2007 @ 5:17 pm
i can has spork?!?
Comment by dinghost — October 9, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
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Pingback by ectoplasmosis » A Rebuttal — October 10, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Stoner cat iz ston-zzz…
My Nirvanaz, let me show it to u!
Chibi-Hamtaro Hyper Excelsior Cat Mecha is a GO!
I iz eated teh canarie, an am stufed. No maor plz.
I’d apologize, but honestly this was too rich an opportunity to pass up. And after a recent event, I don’t much want to miss out on opportunities to have fun.
Comment by Racerabbit — October 10, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
I CAN HAS SPORK SODOMYZ PLZ
Comment by the_dannobot — October 10, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
Brownlee, was the spodomy a meant to be a threat or an invitation?
Comment by Ian S. — October 11, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
OMMMMM! I CAN HAZ ENLITENMENT?!?
Comment by the_bone — November 17, 2007 @ 12:50 am
Sorry. I’ll bend over now.
Comment by the_bone — November 17, 2007 @ 12:51 am