Anubis Comes to London

NEWSFLASH! Egyptian Lord of the Dead comes to London to serve as Prime Minister in wake of Tony Blair stepdown. When asked what new plans he may have for leading the United Kingdom, the Son of Osiris, Lord of the Journey to the Other World, said, “I have come to weight the hearts of every British citizen. And to begin withdrawing troops from Iraq.”

Anubis had no comment, however, when asked about his shadowy connections with possible terrorist leader and known Soul and Messenger of the Other Gods, Nyarlathotep.

Anubis Comes to London [Tribe.net] (Thanks, Pope Jeremy!)