Bowl-A-Thon 2007: Furries vs. Klingons
Posted by Derek C.F. Pegritz
Is there truly anything more ridiculous than a “furry”? Perhaps, a person who likes to dress up as an alien caveman?
Now, we here at Ectomo definitely aren’t the most straight-laced, vanilla, fetish-free people on Earth. I’ve got a thing for medical equipment, Eliza’s got a thing for tentacles, and Brownlee…diapers and Pez. So we definitely are not the kind of people to point the finger and laugh. But there’s just something so…unutterably wrong about getting your rocks off by dressing up in fur suits and pretending to be anthropomorphic animals that it’s impossible–impossible, I tell you!–to NOT mock furries.
Klingons are a bit harder to mock, simply because Star Trek is cool and I, personally, am afraid to mock Klingons because Klingons can and will pound your ass into dust. It is their warrior nature, after all!
So what could possibly be stranger than a Furries vs. Klingons bowling tournament?! There has to be an Ectomo reader/slave somewhere in the Atlanta area who can attend this carnival of ca-raziness and report back on the insanity.
Myself, though, I have my money on the Klingons. After all, bowling is not that much different than a batleth tournament, and you just know all those goofy furries are going to be tripping over their stuffed tails.
Furries vs. Klingons courtesy of LJ Community Atlanta Furs.
Categories: Fetishes, Novelties, Cosplay, Weirdos, Freaks, Losers, Furries
Posted at 3:35 pm on September 25, 2007
5 Comments -
I agree. 40 quatloos on the Klingons.
Comment by Peregrine — September 25, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
Were I still in that southern Hell town that has the temerity to call itself the “Big Peach” - as though it could ever hope to plumb the soulless depths that have been blazed by the East Coast Gomorrah, NYC - I would totally go and report back on the frivolous festivities.
However, I blew out of that popsicle stand two years ago, and haven’t looked back.
Comment by Racerabbit — September 25, 2007 @ 4:48 pm
Well, when I saw this on BB this morning I began planning my own in depth coverage of this wonderful weird spectacle of ?humanity?. Tracking down the necessary equipment and supplies to cover this sort of story and looking for assistants to keep the cops in check if things get out of hand. I’m planning on being there ready to cover whatever happens and document the whole event. If there are no other oily tentacles in this strange metropolis to cover the evening you can count on pictures and commentary from this ectomite.
Comment by Joshua Normal — September 25, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
I don’t know if i can bring myself to do it. I really don’t.
But we’ll see.
Comment by Damien — September 26, 2007 @ 8:52 pm
all those goofy furries are going to be tripping over their stuffed tails.
…landing, no doubt, facedown with tails proudly in the air, which will be eagerly seized upon by one or more of his compatriots, feigning assistance but just undoing their zippers to sodomize one another with bowling pins, all the while begging pardons in cartoonish British chipmunk voices (”Oh my, pardon ME” “No, please forgive my clumsiness, I insist”).
After about 20 minutes of this happy horseshit I expect the Klingons to slaughter, skin and eat the Furries. And there was great rejoicing (”Hoorayyy”).
Comment by Him — September 28, 2007 @ 11:51 pm