Moustache Monday: The Handlebar Club

People have many dreams, I know I do. I would like to share one such dream with you: I dream that one day I too might have a hirsute appendage of the upper lip with graspable extremities so that I may become a distinguished member of The Handlebar Club. I can see it now, on the first Friday of every month, after spending two or three hours carefully grooming and waxing my whiskers into a work of follicle fine art, placing my bowler carefully on my glistening pate and heading off to the Windsor Castle pub in London to mix amongst those who understand me best.

The Handlebar Club [YouTube]