Cthulhu Cth…monday–LOLCTHULHU.

Iä! Whilst these other wastrels pursue their abhorrent moustache-fetisch in order to satisfy their sublimated homosexual urges (see Kraft-Ebing’s Psychopathia Sexualis, the famous, if hard to find, Third “Moustache Raiders” Edition, for full details), I bring you nonstop cephalophilia and warnings from my buds, the illustrious Great Old Ones. The loathesome and no doubt fungous, shambling horror known as Michael Martine hath shewn us the inevitable and gruesome miscegeny between LOLCATS and Cthulhu worthsip–I present to thee, shudderingly: LOLTHULHU. Another sure sign that the hour of R’Lyeh’s rise is near. Gentle readers, be sure to take this as an early warning: report post haste to any especially deep caverns so as to render yourselves immune to the deleterious mental radiation that some have dubbed “The LOL of Cthulhu.” Be warned!