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All Of Iceland’s Cocks In One Place: The Icelandic Phallological Museum

Posted by John Brownlee

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As it proudly declares, the Icelandic Phallological Museum is probably the only museum in the world where a visitor can take their children to gasp in wonder at the mummified penises of all the indigenous land and sea mammals in the country. The collection includes “thirty eight specimens belonging to fifteen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, nineteen specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and ninety three specimens originating from nineteen different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of one hundred fifty one specimen belonging to forty two different kinds of mammals.”

A human penis has not yet been added to their archives, but don’t fret, the Icelandic Phallological Museum assures us that’s next on the menu. The hot dog stand is also held in wide renown among the international phallology community.

The Icelandic Phallological Museum [Phallus.is] : grow-a-brain


Categories: Phallology, Science, Sex, Ephemera
Posted at 5:24 am on September 12, 2007
4 Comments -

4 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    Small country, lonely, isolated… this is what happens.

    Sad, really.

    Comment by Brian Schlosser — September 12, 2007 @ 7:23 am

    Also, cocks

    /destructoid

    Comment by Oni — September 13, 2007 @ 10:38 am

    Ísland!!!! Fuck já, maður! Je!

    Comment by bla — September 13, 2007 @ 11:23 am

    Brill, absolutely brill. Yet another reason for me to visit Iceland. Every year a whale sadly gets washed up on our local shores and all the local kids always have a great laugh at the poor creatures private areas. They are absolutely huge and I don’t think they would fit into one of the jars shown above!

    Comment by Hebrides Guy — March 9, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

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