Turn Your Brains Off For The Best Sex Scene Ever
Posted by John Brownlee
I’ve been appreciating the trailers for the Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci action vehicle Shoot ‘Em Up: Hollywood action stupidity at is most unapologetic and therefore best. This leaked sex scene from the film is probably indicative of the movie as a whole: you either need to be smart enough to command involuntary mental functions to shut a section of your brain off when you buy your ticket, or you need to pick up a home trepanation kit at your local drug store on your drive to the theater.
I especially like how Monica Bellucci does not pause her orgasm once to make sure that none of the bullets being wildly sprayed around are tearing into her small, wailing baby. She’s just pure sex.
Shoot Em Up With Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci [YouTube]
Edit: Original video is dead. But you can see it in full here.
Categories: Violence, Stupidity, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Sex, Film, Clips
Posted at 10:16 am on September 7, 2007
15 Comments -
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Pingback by ?????? ?????? » ???? ???? ????? ????? — September 7, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
In her defence, if the baby gets hit, she is in the process of making another one.
Comment by Shon — September 7, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
Irreversible, anyone?
Comment by zanbowser — September 7, 2007 @ 12:31 pm
This is where I wish I was able to stomach bloody violence. (Yes, I have a tendy tummy. Shut up.)
On a related note, Monica Bellucci is the most gorgeous, sensual woman in the world.
Comment by Sharpless — September 7, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
I don’t know weather that is the absolute coolest sex scene in the world, or if I should be institutionalized for thinking so.
You’re mixing gunplay and hot sex with Monica Bellucci (who is probably one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood), I’m shocked that the Internet can contain that much awesome.
Comment by Oni — September 7, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
heehee I’m going to see it in about half an hour just for the laugh. It seems like a nice parody.
Comment by Robin L. — September 7, 2007 @ 3:14 pm
I’m still grinning from ear to ear on that one.
Whoa.
Comment by scott — September 7, 2007 @ 3:40 pm
I’m not convinced that scene is realistic, performance-wise. Clive Owen’s character might be dosed up on industrial-viagra, or he might just be made of sterner stuff, but I reckon that if someone started shooting at me while I was on the job, I’m pretty sure that I’d experience some involuntary shrinkage.
Fellas, amiwrong?
Comment by jackdorf — September 7, 2007 @ 4:06 pm
I don’t think it’s her baby…apparently earlier there is a birth scene but the mother is a different actress.
Comment by Arielle — September 7, 2007 @ 5:18 pm
Good God. That’s even worse than the flapping-everywhere-in-the-pool scene in Showgirls…
Comment by Stacey. — September 7, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
Just got back from seeing it and I laughed and laughed for most of the movie. DEFINITELY go in to this film expecting a serious parody of all those horrible shooting films. It was great to turn my mind off and not think about work!
Comment by Robin L. — September 7, 2007 @ 6:30 pm
& to think we owe it all to the porn industry, what w/ all those $ shots Owen’s hitting up the baddies, never letting up/go & just keeps on, both of ‘em! Dirty Harry, to say nothing of James Bond would be/are jealous.
Did Verhoeven direct this flick?
Comment by muse x — September 7, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
There was definitely a nipple slip in that clip. Please don’t tell YouTube about it, though!
Comment by mkb — September 7, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
This video is no longer available.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by bat21 — September 8, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
“Good God. That’s even worse than the flapping-everywhere-in-the-pool scene in Showgirls…”
For what it is trying to accomplish, that scene is a great success. I wouldn’t expect you to understand, never having masturbated to an episode of Saved by the Bell.
Comment by John Brownlee — September 9, 2007 @ 9:32 am