Sam and Erin Beesley, Young R’lyehians, And Their Eldritch Friends

Our first Cthulhu shipment went out last Friday and was gratefully received by the young squidlings of Jim and Karen Beesley. Despite the fact that Erin was taking a bath and Sam was douching out his gaping eye socket, they immediately fell into a thrashing frenzy of R’lyehian glossalia in front of their make shift Eldritch Shrine at the dining room table. Jim and Karen write:

The Cthulhus (Cthulhii ?!?) have arrived and they appear to have settled in - they immediately set up a Tupilak and created a candle light shrine in the Dining Room … although we’re a bit concerned about the implications of the Old Bay seasoning, and Sam seems to have fallen under their influence (note how his glowing eyes match the lesser Cthulhu eyes!)

The kids love them - and are reassured by the fact that they are to be eaten last (they have dropped a few pointed hints that we may be moved up the list if we don’t shape up).

Sam and Erin are considering selling indulgences for college tuition (Franchise opportunities are still available, but act fast). Maybe we can set up a banner ad on the site if things take off (and we don’t get eaten first).

As much as we loathe small children, Eliza and I are currently looking into adopting Sam and Erin as our own. True, they already have parents, but if that insinuating box of seasoning is anything to go by, they could invite us over and we could settle the issue of their parentage over a fine meal of Jim and Karen calamari.

Remember, you too can win a Cthulhu! You’ve got one more day to enter our Cthulhu/Ectomeme Contest. Chances are you can’t be as cool as Sam and Erin, but you can impotently try.