ectoflickr: Sex Doll Being Attacked by A Space Alien
Posted by ectoflickr
“In this photo a Alien has mistaken a sex doll for a real person and may be seen entering her mouth. What the Alien does not know is that the sex doll has no body and is not made out of flesh. After realizing the mistake, the Alien removed itself and slithered away. Elisha Cook Jr. tried to capture the beast, but it was too quick and it escaped. All that remains is this photo.”
Categories: ectoflickr, Real Dolls, Cephalophilia, Photography
Posted at 10:48 am on September 4, 2007
3 Comments -
I just tried Chef BoyArdee’s microwavable macaroni and cheese. Much like any other attempt at macaroni and cheese from a can, or any medium other than a box, I found the experience to be rather comparable to being forced to deepthroat an alien tentacle. In fact, short of speaking from experience, I’m curious to know if being forced to deepthroat an alien tentacle would be a preferable scenario.
Nothing against Chef BoyArdee in particular though. I rather enjoy many of their other products.
Comment by Peregrine — September 4, 2007 @ 11:32 am
1 tbsp butter
2 tbsp flour
1 cup milk (236mL)
Whisk in moderately-heated saucepan until smooth. Sifting your flour in will reduce lumps.
Add 1lb (.45kg)cheddar cheese, chopped up to expedite melting. Heat slowly. Do not scald, burn, curdle, or otherwise mar this viscous joy.
You may add 1tsp Dijon mustard if you please.
Place 1lb cooked macaroni noodles in a casserole dish. Add cheese mixture, mix, bake at 350 F (176C) for 30 mins.
Never again succumb to anything less, unless you prefer other-wordly muscular hydrostats.
Comment by Narkalant — September 4, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
I think we’ve found the Cthulhu/Ectomeme mashup winner.
Comment by G-rad — September 5, 2007 @ 1:51 am