Female Beetles Are Filthy, Fellating Sluts
Posted by John Brownlee
Female beetles are my kind of girl…
Female beetles mate to quench their thirst according to new research by a University of Exeter biologist. The males of some insect species, including certain types of beetles, moths and crickets, produce unusually large ejaculates, which in some cases can account for around 10% of their body weight. The study shows that dehydrated females can accept sexual invitations simply to get hold of the water in the seminal fluid.
My local pub is also filled with beetle-like floozies who also mate to parch their terrible, alcoholic thirst. I wonder: if I were to follow them back to the filthy, disused men’s lavatory in exchange for a beer, as they so often invite, whether their flab would gooily part, revealing the carabace of the Metamorphoses like insect underneath.
Sex Is Thirst-quenching For Female Beetles [Science Daily]
Categories: Nature, Sex
Posted at 11:28 am on August 31, 2007
5 Comments -
Oh man - I was eating a slice of pizza when I read this. I can’t finish it now.
Just the visual of some sloppy whore peeling back her gobs of flesh to reveal her true insect self to me. I can only pray the encounter would end with her biting my head off, literaly.
Comment by Melissa — August 31, 2007 @ 1:00 pm
Hate to disappoint you:
http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Publications/ZooGoer/1997/5/preymingmantids.cfm?src=sec
Comment by Peregrine — August 31, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
“In contrast, the male of the red-back spider from Australia, in order to get close enough to the female’s genital opening, must throw himself directly beneath her jaws, essentially committing suicide in the process of mating.”
Well that’s just cool. Thanks.
Comment by Melissa — August 31, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
Reading this reminded me of the Khepri from China Mieville’s Perdido Street Station (and other Bas-Lang based books) - Heads of scarab beetles, hot female bodies, the males mate with them through the tops of their heads…yummy.
Comment by kim — August 31, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
reminds me of one of my ex’s
Comment by Shaan S — August 31, 2007 @ 3:04 pm