Johnny Cool, the International Murder Machine

Elizabeth Montgomery says, “Oh, I know a lot about Johnny Cool. I know he’s a killer… I’ve seen him kill. But I don’t know who turned him into a murder machine or why he kills. But I love him. Even though I know it’s just as easy for him to kill me as it is for him to kiss me.”

It’s Johnny Cool, the International Murder Machine They Didn’t Know How To Turn Off! Featuring the most affordable members of the Rat Pack, Joey Bishop and Sammy Davis Jr. (in a goatee and eye patch!) as Educated, the Educated Negro.

Johnny Cool. I may very well have my a new nickname surname, replacing the one currently in vogue amongst my friends, Douchebag.

Johnny Cool Trailer [YouTube]