Moustache Rides for Trainables
Posted by Eliza Gauger
As a followup to Brownlee’s earlier clip of a haunting exchange between monotone mother and slaphappy son, I present that educational movie in its entirety: The ABC’s of Sex Education for Trainables.
Based on commentary from the Peanut Gallery in the original post, it appears that this video was intended as fodder for functionally retarded children (I assume the word “trainable” refers to such).
But once again, Fate bares her slavering fangs to Ectomo, and grants us this boon: the opening scene depicts the exact method of successfully selling a moustache ride. Watch and learn, my sweetlings, and be sure to paw and fumble at as much retard hair as humanly possible while making your pitch.
Thanks to Peanuteer Brian Schlosser for giving us this link.
Categories: Moustache Monday, Mommy, Vagina, Small Children, Masturbation, The Peanut Gallery, Moustaches, Film, Clips, Sexology, Sex, Crime, Ephemera
Posted at 10:52 pm on August 20, 2007
11 Comments -
You all need to get lives. I’m really, really serious about this.
Comment by Mogo the Mugger — August 21, 2007 @ 2:20 am
Dad, we usually have a policy not to ban anyone for anything, and to let their nonsense speak for itself, but if you don’t stop shitting up the comments I am going to cut you off.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — August 21, 2007 @ 3:33 am
You’re welcome, of course.
I actually paid for a four DVD set of these educational films, and they came in a free lunchbox. Money well spent all around.
Comment by Brian Schlosser — August 21, 2007 @ 7:36 am
Part of me is glad that these old “edu” reels are being preserved in digital format, so that we can look back and laugh at how hokey and cheesy they were. Not to mention some of the stuff that was completely off the mark.
Another part of me shudders to think about what future generations are going to laugh about 20 or 30 years down the road.
Who am I kidding? They’re probably still using the old stock reels from the ’50s.
My Jr. high-school Guidance teacher’s entire repertoire consisted of episodes of Degrassi on Batamax.
Comment by Peregrine — August 21, 2007 @ 8:06 am
I read the first two comments five minutes ago, and I’m still snickering.
But wow, this video was some disturbing shit.
Comment by Katie M. — August 21, 2007 @ 9:16 am
I found this film quite touching… okay it’s old fashioned, but at least people were teaching this kind of thing to people in a straight and down-to-earth way.
Errrr, sorry, what I meant to type was “Hehehe retardates are hott. Time to wax my moustache and go for a spin.”
Comment by HyperborianDude — August 21, 2007 @ 10:04 am
This really explains the atonal, emotionless mother in the masturbating clip. Her soul has been sucked from her teat nursing a functional retard into his teen years.
Comment by John Brownlee — August 21, 2007 @ 10:17 am
Thank you so much. I wasn’t sure which hole.
Comment by Guy T. — August 21, 2007 @ 10:39 am
“This really explains the atonal, emotionless mother in the masturbating clip. Her soul has been sucked from her teat nursing a functional retard into his teen years.”
Either that, or she’s a really bad non-union actor.
Comment by Peregrine — August 21, 2007 @ 10:45 am
I happen to have a Menstruation Information video for “trainables” on my computer for some reason…
Comment by Tim — August 21, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
I didn’t catch a lot of the video, but only because, after 2:27, all I could think about was that “understanding” doesn’t begin with a “B,” and “training” doesn’t begin with a “C.” The hell…? I fixated on that for the remaining 17 minutes or so of the video. Sorry. Did I miss anything particularly hot?
Comment by Joe P Guy — August 21, 2007 @ 7:05 pm