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Someone Make This Into A Guitar Hero Controller, Stat!

Posted by John Brownlee

I don’t have an octobee big enough to make this worksafe, let alone tasteful, so I’m not even going to try…

Pulsing, Oozing, Wet Meat Giant Penis Guitar [Pavlov]


Categories: Sex, Ephemera, Art, Music
Posted at 10:54 am on August 2, 2007
12 Comments -

12 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    Wow.

    Comment by Melissa — August 2, 2007 @ 11:07 am

    So what you’re saying is, I don’t want to click the link until I get home, and even then it might not be something I’d want to see.

    Comment by Peregrine — August 2, 2007 @ 11:11 am

    Oh, you’ll want to see it. It’s not gross. Just profoundly WEIRD.

    Comment by John Brownlee — August 2, 2007 @ 11:12 am

    Ye gods! My eyes, they burn!

    That is the weirdest shit I have seen in quite some time.

    Comment by Ross R. — August 2, 2007 @ 11:20 am

    A most excellent guitar. It needs a few gallons of mayonnaise and an “ejaculate” button, so as to engage audience participation.

    Comment by Benjamin Rooney — August 2, 2007 @ 11:38 am

    Okay, who stole all of GWAR’s equipment?

    Comment by Jilder — August 2, 2007 @ 11:40 am

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    Comment by My Eyes — August 2, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

    Is it just painted? How do they make it look like that?

    Comment by Mike — August 3, 2007 @ 1:13 am

    […] sei com certeza se é nipônico, mas vi no ectomo, que encontrou no pavlog, que tirou de um site japonês. Pra um instrumento desse nível, é o […]

    Pingback by Um baixo do caralho — August 7, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

    Wooo that is creepy! How do they do it? very strange indeed…

    Comment by blues guitar chords guy — February 4, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

    i really like this one

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    Comment by rahsia internet — June 29, 2008 @ 5:19 am

    thanks for that post bro

    Comment by hilarious video clips — July 2, 2008 @ 5:00 am

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