Beauty and the Drunk
Posted by John Brownlee
Speaking of schlubs and bombshells:
Beauty & Drunk. It’s Rita Hayworth’s birthday; the photographers have gathered; she’s perfectly put together, and just drop-dead gorgeous. Her husband, a Mr. O. Welles, has just rolled out of bed and combed his hair with a pencil, and forgotten to button his shirt. The general impression is that he either A) had to get drunk to have sex with Rita Hayworth, or B) got so drunk he couldn’t have sex with Rita Hayworth. Neither reflects well on him.
Beauty and the Drunk [James Lileks]
Categories: Losers, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Film, Photography
Posted at 9:45 am on July 23, 2007
8 Comments -
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Comment by lucas — July 23, 2007 @ 9:50 am
Damn Rita Hayworth was hot. And her smile seems to belie the possibility that she maybe imagining that she’s slicing open Welles’ torso instead of a plain looking birthday cake.
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Comment by Ross R. — July 23, 2007 @ 10:32 am
Oop, now it’s back.
Comment by Ross R. — July 23, 2007 @ 10:33 am
She was gorgeous. Guess why am I a red girl now? :)
But about Welles, with that voice he could look like a crazy man and I’ll still fascinated by him. What a couple!
Comment by Bibi — July 23, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
I fucking love Rita Hayworth. I still maintain that she was the most beautiful woman who ever lived. Please, more Hayworth. Pleeeeeease.
Comment by Sharpless — July 24, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
Rita Hayworth was married to Vince Vaughn?
Comment by Dan Geiser — July 24, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
I was thinking the same thing. When did Vince Vaugh and Jessica Simpson start dating?
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