What if Frankie and Annette played beach blanket bingo at Martin’s Beach? It might have been something like this music video (click here to play).

Valley of the Arkhams by The Arkhams, Animation by Jonathan Wojcik [Newgrounds]

[thanks Phil]

Watch the first minute of this video, and know that “Surra de Bunda” ” translates from Portuguese to English as “Ass Beating.”

And remember the words of André Navarro while you watch and suffer.

SURRA DE BUNDA – ORIGNAL [YouTube] : Thanks André.

Edit: Corrected the translation of “Surra de Bunda.” Thanks Alenônimo & Flávio.

There are apparently Uzis and Bazookas in the old west. Also dwarfs with whips.

I have nothing else to say. Words escape me.

Big Money Rustlas Trailer [YouTube] : Thanks Corben Frost, I think.

I’m cheating here. I know this. There was already a Noise du Jour, placed surreptitiously by the ever elusive Miss Gauger, in the early pre-dawn hours, as is her wont. The melodious strains of The Baseballs’s anachronistic efforts could, however, do with a counterbalance. Don’t you think? I am here to provide that very service.

Arrington de Dioyso is a musician who specializes in both Tuvan throat singing and bass clarinet. This may seem like an odd combination. It is, indeed, an odd combination. Should that not be strange enough, his newest album, Malaikat dan Singa, is a collection of poems by William Blake, the famed poet and painter of bizarre shit and/or lizard men. Also, all the words have been translated into Indonesian. So yeah, William Blake as sung by a Tuvan throat singer in Indonesian set to distorted bass clarinet and rhythmic drumming.

Oh yes, there’s also the accompanying video. Not much to say about that. It’s best if you just find out for yourself.

Arrington de Dionyso’s Malaikat dan Singa- “Mani Malaikat” [YouTube] : The Aardvark Speaks : Thanks, antifuchs!

[thanks Jhonen!]