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How to Trick People Into Thinking You’re Good-Looking

Posted by E. G. Gauger


Categories: Fashion, Naked Schoolgirls, Party Hard, Pimping, Pin-up, Real Dolls, Sarcasm, Secrets, Sex, Shame, Skepticism, Soul-Sucking Dread, Soundtrack of Life, Spite, Street art, Strippers, Tips, Universal Truth, Weirdos, Whores, YouTube
Posted at 4:50 pm on July 13, 2010
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Goodbye, Sir. And Thanks.

Posted by E. G. Gauger

Frank Frazetta died of a stroke today. He was born in 1928, which, to put it into perspective for most of the children reading/posting on this site, means he was alive for every single Marx Brothers theatrical release.

The man was incredibly influential, of course. Moreso than is generally acknowledged, even by his fans. His influence was not only near-universal in modern figurative genre art, but at no point has anyone surmounted the bar he set for his own style. Boris Vallejo, Julie Bell, and the rest of the artists working in the cheesy-paperback-cover genre absorbed his tricks and cheats, but somehow never achieved his level of charm. I believe Frazetta’s true talent lay in his power of suggestion: he knew what not to paint.


The Moon Maid

date unknown

One of my favorite Frank Frazetta pieces. The colors here are what does it. Frazetta was a master of skin tone, and it was from him, via my father, that I learned the trick of combining contrasting colors to make realistic skin tones. Note the yellow ochre and lavender on the girl’s skin—eyepopping colors combining to produce a super-organic pallor. Nobody since Sargent could paint skin like this (see the infamous Madame X), and nobody but Frazetta bothered to render all the dimples, ruffles, creases and swellings of a voluptuous woman’s butt. His anatomy could be sloppy when he was in a rush, but he knew exactly how much to paint and how much to imply. Her hands are mere suggestive brushstrokes, her face is a sweet nothing, and the background fades into a mauve mist. The little realisms, like this princess’ fat ass and heavy breasts, sold the image, and transported her from yet another yawn-inducing pinup, to a vulnerable, round, strong, soft, sexy being.

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Categories: Aging, Art, Artists, Artwork, Comics, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Painting, Pin-up, Pulp
Posted at 6:00 pm on May 10, 2010
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Bettie Mae Page 1923-2008

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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“I want to be remembered as I was when I was young and in my golden times. I want to be remembered as a woman who changed people’s perspectives concerning nudity in its natural form.”


Bettie Page, Queen of Pinups, Dies at 85
[The New York Times]


Categories: 1950s, Death, Photographs, Pin-up, R.I.P
Posted at 10:29 am on December 12, 2008
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14 Have Spoken

Heavy Duty Pipe Cutters!

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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I’ve seen the work of cheesecake illustrator George Petty scattered here and there but I never gave a good look to his occasionally questionable depictions of the female form. This one may be my favorite. Here we can see Miss April being driven mad by the rapid expansion of her skull. One can only assume that it was not long before the poor girl’s head cracked and split open like an overripe watermelon.

Pinups: George Petty’s Ridgid Tools Calendars [ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive]


Categories: Gurls Gurls Gurls, Illustration, Pin-up
Posted at 10:57 am on July 22, 2008
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