The 9 minute prelude to the new web series Buttry Brown, a blacksploitation, tongue-in-someone’s-cheek comedy. Watch Buttry Brown kick some honkey ass around the streets of Seattle with her sidekick “Sida Gravy”, model in some really classy photo sessions, and do the nasty with hot guys in dumpsters.
It is a rather long prelude but it sets the back story for the series, helps you understand Buttry’s struggle with whitey, and how hard it is to be a gorgeous model and a vigilante in today’s male dominated world. Keep your eyes out for this new web series starring Ade Conere as Buttry Brown. Ep 1 just premiered live last week. We await its glittery upload with lip glossed breath.
In a few days I will be retracing the path of thousands of ancient conastogas, puttering up Shasta and down Grant’s, charring and grimacing under the Oregon blaze, just to get to my homeland of Seattle, Washington.
It’s very rare that I show my art publicly. After last time, when an angry mob showed up early with torches and pitchforks and ate all the cubical cheese, I had really lost hope in the Seattle art scene. I tried showing down here in the Bay Area, where I now reside, but had to take down early due to hippies protesting a yeti that had climbed one of the campus trees.
It is for this reason that I would be terribly obliged if only you’d find some way to drop in at either one of the art shows I’m launching this weekend.
As this ad from 1944 so astutely points out, there was a halcyon era when a man whose domestic servant wife presented him with a less than satisfactory meal, could lay into her with his ring hand with zeal of a bare-knuckle prize fighter at a Clown Punching club. Those days are gone, however, and the young people with their absurd, namby-pamby, “feminist” ideas have cast a bad light on what is now known as “domestic abuse” but was once more commonly known as “constructive corporal criticism” (CCC).
Indeed, in the absence of physical punishment husbands are left with few ways to voice their displeasure with the culinary talents of their private cooks wives. As Heinz is well aware, boredom expressed through yawning — or, perhaps, terrible halitosis; the illustration leaves room for either — is, at the current juncture, one of the few, fool-proof means to impress upon these women that their dishes are not up to par. Never mind the fact that one would assume that these women wouldn’t have to be reminded of the fact that their husbands did them a favor by marrying them in the first place, providing them with money and a home, allowing them to birth and rear their children, thereby saving them from a sad, empty life as a common prostitute or a frigid, spinster librarian.
So it’s a good fucking thing for them that the happy Heinz Chef is there to save their asses with his delicious soups, for how else would these “sensitive souls” be able to deal with ignominy of a man struck dumb with ennui at dinnertime. It’s almost too painful to imagine.
British emcee Elemental busts a fresh flow on the subject of Ectomo’s preferred beverage: delicious, delicious tea. We at EctoCorp support this bold new direction for rap music and advocate the adoption of tea as the favored subject of choice for “sick rhymes” in lieu of the woefully oft’ preferred bitches, hos, and the pimping there of. Pith helmets, while optional, are highly recommended.
There is nothing more ruinous to a man’s good name than finding out, upon his release from white collar prison for questionable accounting practices, that his Lady may, in fact, be having intimate relations with another man, and one who is a member of his own family at that. Certainly it is understandable then that he should decide to retain his honour with pistols at dawn and, while I am no great fan of Mr. Folds, or his Five, they do a most satisfactory job of eulogizing the event. Credit must go to Doctor Dre, M.D. and Monsieur Doggy Dogg for provided the original poem.
In sheer defiance of the World Wide Web Consortium's will, Ectomo was designed using a non-web-standard font. Luckily, it is included in the excellent font pack released by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, which can be freely downloaded in Mac and PC formats here. Ectomo should still look fine without it, though.
