Cthulhu Cthursday: The Soothing Embrace Of Madness

We are aware that some, perhaps even many, ectomites have not only engaged in the sticky and awkward physical act of love but have gone the distance, so to speak, and reproduced; pushing new, wriggling life into the world. We do not judge. Now that you have a needy tadpole to take care of though there are, apparently, things one must do to ensure good growth and retard cellular breakdown. Fuel helps as does avoiding exposure to corrosive substances. We at ectomo, therefore, suggest that you never, ever touch your child. Better to place the neonate inside an antiseptic environment and insert food through an airlock. You could include a habitrail for exercise.

Should you not have the funds or not care enough about your offspring to keep it hermetically sealed then, at the very least, do something to keep it warm. We suggest this crocheted Cthulhu blanket which not only prepares the child for its inevitable death at the hands of the mighty master of R’lyeh, but also sports a handy pacifier to silence it and, thereby, help it to avoid a fatal shaking.

Scary cute Baby Cuthulu Blankie [Craftster] : Thanks to everyone who sent this in!