I showed this to my friend Aaron, a fellow denizen of the Yay and thus, a connoisseur of urban culture. He said, “Well, that’s it. Being white is officially back in.”
Categories: Hipsters, Noise du Jour, Rap
Posted at 4:42 am on September 14, 2009
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Oh… oh my.
Comment by kid icarus — September 14, 2009 @ 11:41 am
Boring.
Comment by Kevin L. — September 14, 2009 @ 11:58 am
The Uniqlo girls have always given me tight pants.
Comment by Optical — September 14, 2009 @ 2:57 pm
Does this mean I’m back in fashion?
Comment by MAC666 — September 14, 2009 @ 4:21 pm
I’d rather listen to ‘punch em in the dick’ a few more times. My lord.
Comment by Sloth — September 14, 2009 @ 5:02 pm
uh-huh, ay-ay!
Comment by BobDog — September 14, 2009 @ 7:21 pm
Utter shite.
The only reason I even bothered to watch/listen past the first 10 seconds of this video is that I happened to become inadvertently hypnotized by the tiny dancing Uniqlo girls…
Damn them and their blank-faced, nubile shenanigans…
Comment by Gregojira — September 14, 2009 @ 10:58 pm
So awesome. Words cant describe it. Anyone else notice MC hammer at 2:10? Sweet. The songs mad catchy too.
Comment by o0st0ned0o — September 15, 2009 @ 1:02 am
They’re plugging Uniqlo? Wow selling out is at a new level, but I guess if you’re a corny faux underground indie ironic hipster rapper u might as well. 14 minutes, 1 to go.
Comment by ur doing it rong — September 15, 2009 @ 4:36 pm
“I’m a tight pants wearing ass nigga”
I can’t understand this, grammatically, structurally, or anything. Is he wearing the tight pants, and he’s an ass nigga? Or is he the tight pants wearing the ass nigga?
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME…
Comment by chiablo — September 16, 2009 @ 8:55 pm
chiablo-
I was thinking the same damned thing. I think my brain is still bleeding a bit.
Comment by Sloth — September 16, 2009 @ 10:48 pm
@Sloth
At least punch em in the dick had a good message behind it. Below that are songs about individual experience, then sex, and finally clothing.
Comment by hlaode — September 16, 2009 @ 11:17 pm
@hlaode
I don;t know, “I’m too sexy’ was about clothing and it was awes…..wait…no.you are right.
Comment by Sloth — September 17, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
My computer has not had sound for the past three days and it just recently returned. I have been watching this video without sound and found it very nice. The sound ruined it.
Comment by thefileclerk — September 17, 2009 @ 11:20 pm
I’m pretty sure it was “tight pants, wearing the ass nigga” Wich kind of makes hte song that much more entertaining. Someone find me a cotton bud, need the dab the blood pooling in my ears.
Comment by Ian Ridgwell — September 26, 2009 @ 4:47 pm
i love my uniqlo screensaver.
Comment by commenterofthenewdecade — January 15, 2010 @ 2:14 pm