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The Art (And Craft) Of The Vulva

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

“Where better to rest your head?”

A question assumed to only have one answer. Indeed, who among us has not gazed upon the the velvety folds of the female genitals and not wished they were larger, so as to better cradle our heads in their dewy embrace?

Most likely those of us who have followed that glorious dream with a Freudian nightmare. A vision of drifting off into a delicate slumber only to be suddenly short of breath; a distinct feeling of suffocation that violently intrudes upon the soft edges of sleep. Flailing ourselves awake we claw at our faces, now swallowed whole, desperately trying to free ourselves from the hot, moist grip of death. As the last, ragged gasps of air escape from our collapsed lungs it shudders, unhinging its inner folds and slowly, ever so slowly, begins the long process of feeding.

My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush- mature [Etsy] : The Ugliest Products In The Universe

Categories: Etsy, Horror, Products, Vagina
Posted at 11:24 am on February 16, 2009
11 Comments -

11 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

Ew.

Comment by Ryan Glover — February 16, 2009 @ 11:44 am

As a female, I believe that one vagina is enough for me, nevermind sleeping on one…

Comment by Mizer — February 16, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

From the site:
“**This pillow is made to order, so each will vary slightly.”

Just like the real thing. This is very strange and creepy.

Comment by Mooble — February 16, 2009 @ 1:18 pm

Hah! I’d like to get one of those for a friend who is exceedingly uptight, and see how long it takes them to realize what it is.

Comment by Katie — February 16, 2009 @ 2:03 pm

the button-clit is sure to poke me in the eye.

Comment by Henchbot — February 16, 2009 @ 3:52 pm

And then someone woke up with the outline of a vulva on their face.

Comment by CJ — February 16, 2009 @ 4:07 pm

I like the addition of lace at the sides. It’s the little touches that make it special.

boom boom.

Comment by Dr Nautilus — February 16, 2009 @ 5:32 pm

I’m reminded of one of my former life drawing instructors, Ann Rast. My favorite of her pieces was a woven Spermatozoon that she nailed to a wall in one of her installations.

Sadly, the woven uterus she did isn’t on her website, but I think folks might enjoy her Peeking Pot:

http://ux1.eiu.edu/~abcoddington/portfolio/wovens/wovens.html

Comment by Pat — February 16, 2009 @ 5:38 pm