Robot, Made Up
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
The Three Laws of Female Robotics:
1. A female robot must always have perfect makeup, even if her arm is falling off.
2. A female robot must have at least one spare head available to her at all times.
3. A female robot will only find a mate if she follows the First and Second Laws.
All credit to the incomparable Susannah Breslin, Pornographic Cartographer, for the tongue-in-cheek homage to Asimov’s famous Laws.
Surely it’s a lovely picture, but I’m more looking forward to future images from this set. Rob Sheridan explains that he wants the robots to appear a bit more broken down, some even missing limbs, in the next few photos, which I think would help make these look a little grittier and, perhaps, slightly less posed. For those with any mechanical and/or prop-making skills, they’re looking for help. If you’re interested Rob provides an email address at which you can contact him.
Lastly, let me just say this: Do not be lured in by this thing’s demure gaze and vulnerable sensuality. It is a lie, meant to lull your primitive, lizard brain into a sex fueled stupor, at which point it can rip out your spine. Soft curves or no, dear readers, a robot is still a robot and, therefore, not to be trusted.
Broken Robot Girl #1 by Rob Sheridan and Tamar Levine [SketchBlog] : The Frisky : Chatarra
Categories: Gurls Gurls Gurls, Lies, Nymphs, Photographs, Photography, Robots, Sex
Posted at 10:40 am on January 30, 2009
6 Comments -
Yeah, she’ll be first against the wall after the Robot Revolution, if you know what I mean.
Comment by chesh — January 30, 2009 @ 1:15 pm
“A robot is still a robot and, therefore, not to be trusted.”
So it is an EXACT replica of woman, eh?
Comment by Ultimate Cowboy — January 30, 2009 @ 2:15 pm
All your fancy flowery warnings are for naught. Nerds will still continue to make and build female robots to put their penii into. We know, you have to espouse this psuedo-feminist diatribe to sound intellectually correct, but face it, you hate nerds. And their penises. Unless they make you a cool science toy then you ignore their ignoble dollmaking in the basement. Igor is adept, yo.
Comment by SM — January 30, 2009 @ 10:26 pm
Lovely, yet, it’s been done, and better.
Comment by Optical — January 31, 2009 @ 2:53 am
amazing! I have had this new love interest with robots lately. Looking forward to the grittier, less posed, more broken down photos!
Comment by live, love, scream. — February 1, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
And Tamar Levine’s works is, for lack of a better word, divine. It evokes a little of Steven Meisel’s stuff for Vogue Italy.
Comment by scott — February 3, 2009 @ 1:14 pm