Predator Pumpkin
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
A triumph in the highly competitive field of gourd sculpture, depicting a member of the universe’s most infamous species of hunting and outdoors enthusiasts. The skill on display here is extraordinary. Take note of those animated eyes, the delicate, spiny hairs, and the exquisitely detailed folds of the signature, vulva-like mouth. Truly a work of superior Halloween craftsmanship.
Alien Jack-O-Lantern [My[confined]Space]
Categories: Aliens, Art, Artists, Halloween, Movies, Pumpkins
Posted at 1:50 pm on October 24, 2008
11 Comments -
the inside of his mouth looks like a vagina so this peice gets a doubleplus score of awesome!
Comment by matt — October 24, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
an open and shut case of Vagina Dentata.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VaginaDentata
Comment by groonk — October 24, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
I third this vag-likeness assessment.
Comment by giania — October 24, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
It looks like a vagina alright, but an extremely loose one.
Comment by KB Klash — October 24, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
And clearly an angry one.
Comment by scott — October 24, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
Jesus. I never realized that the Predators were actually a race of giant man-eating vaginas! It explains so goddamned much! Arnold was fighting a shadow war against terrors from beyond in the jungles of South-Central America, he was fighting his heterosexual tendencies!
The movie Predator is actually a recruitment video for the Gay Lifestyle!!! “Be gay!” this movie tells us, “And you too can live out your every macho fantasy!”. What subversion! What genius!
Oh, and Ripley (in Aliens) is totally a lesbian, who fights against the social conventions of Hetero-society to be allowed to adopt a child. Alternatively, she is a lesbian who fears motherhood, only to finally accept it in a diluted form by being a surrogate-mother to Newt, only to have natural childbirth forced upon her by her domineering partner in Aliens3.
Comment by Racerabbit — October 24, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
WASN’T, dammit. Arnold WASN’T fighting a shadow war…
damn proof-reading hating ADD.
Comment by Racerabbit — October 24, 2008 @ 10:01 pm
This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
oh, wait: vaginavaginavagina! (shame to end the comment trend) =)
Comment by January — October 25, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
I was going to comment about the vagina-like mouth, but then I though, “surely I’m the only person perverted enough to see that!”
I forgot I was on the internet.
Comment by Robert — October 25, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
*Replying to racerabbit*
So would that mean that the Alien predator hybrid is suppose to be a hermaphrodite?
Comment by Wtfman — October 25, 2008 @ 6:19 pm
if it bleeds we can kill it
Comment by Joe Blo — November 18, 2008 @ 1:47 am