Laughter Of The Damned
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Out of the depths of Abaddon, or the works of Clive Barker, crawls Baby Laugh A-Lot, dragging herself slowly, her body cruelly fused to her chair; her arms, lifeless and atrophied. Having extricated herself from the womb of the underworld, she raises her head, revealing a face scarred by a horrible, moist rictus and, under the light of the Moon, the pungent smell of sulfur still fresh in the air, she lets loose an ear splitting cackle. A cackle she will use to break men’s minds, and crush their souls.
Baby Laugh-a-Lot Commercial [YouTube] : Vintage Ads
Categories: Horror, Small Children, Soul-Sucking Dread, Toys, WTF
Posted at 9:35 am on October 16, 2008
14 Comments -
I like how they choose to put “batteries not included” when there is a closeup of her rocking back and forth, mouth open suggestively. They seem to have decided not to use the other suggested caption of “Feels so lifelike”.
Comment by Dr Nautilus — October 16, 2008 @ 10:40 am
Gah! That’s hideous! Some of the things that people think children will find amusing or engaging are shocking. It’s not even a damned proper toy. I mean, what can you do with it but press the button? I can’t see this leading to anything other than nightmares.
Comment by Doyle — October 16, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
That was terrifying. It even drove the announcer mad near the end.
Comment by Dr Squid — October 16, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Jesus.
Comment by Mike — October 16, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
sweet lordy that’s just freaky and terrifying!
Comment by dv — October 16, 2008 @ 6:15 pm
I’m pretty sure this thing is explicitly banned by the Geneva convention.
Comment by Robert — October 16, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
I liked the “tickle torture” BDSM link when it finished, thanks ectopr0nmosis!
Comment by SM — October 16, 2008 @ 8:50 pm
Can you find a Tydi-Bowl (probably misspelled) commercial? I mean if you want to see the real horror of the 50s.
Comment by Mogo The Mugger — October 17, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
Disturbing but amusing!
Comment by BobDog — October 17, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
oh my stars and garters!
those girls first reaction to her horrifying cackle were the right ones.
Comment by groonk — October 18, 2008 @ 3:31 am
“Soul not included – must be extracted from a lukewarm infant”
Those double takes are a beaut
Comment by demondoll — October 20, 2008 @ 10:09 am
damn you Ross! Now I’ll never sleep again
Comment by Sarah Jumel — October 21, 2008 @ 9:50 pm
I just shit my pants.
Comment by Mat — October 23, 2008 @ 12:02 am
[...] Found via Ectoplasmosis. [...]
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