Global Warming And Animal Suicide
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Quercus, which is Portugal’s Association for the Conservation Nature, wants you to know that the fight against global warming must go on. Humans must continue their efforts to battle this planet-wide crisis because if we don’t, the chimps are going to start hanging themselves. They just want you to know that. No pressure or anything.
Quercus – Global Warming [Dailymotion] : Drawn! : fubiz
Categories: Animals, Animation, Suicide
Posted at 1:37 pm on September 29, 2008
27 Comments -
that was uncalled for.
Comment by schmid — September 29, 2008 @ 5:07 pm
This is by far the best environmentalist commercial I have ever seen.
Comment by Hlaode — September 29, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
i think they should fire a nuke into the depths of yellowstone national park to coerce the explosive forces of the caldera beneath. while at the same time destroying the sarcophagus of Chernobyl by explosive means, triggering another nuclear reaction. considering the day reactor core #4 of chernobyl went into meltdown only (approximately) 3% of total energy was released, we might be able to take out the world in one fail swoop if we can trigger the full force of a reactor core meltdown. chernobyl is still very unstable, it might just be lying dormant until another reaction really destroys the world. sorry for rambling… i listen to too much doom metal.
Comment by Narayana — September 29, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
That video is incredible.
Comment by Kingfisher — September 29, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
We don’t need to stop global warming, we need to start funding Good Samaritan hotlines for animals.
Comment by Matt — September 29, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
Ok, that was depressing. Now I have to go watch a video by Mike Jittlov to cheer up again.
Comment by Evil Jim — September 30, 2008 @ 2:28 am
I always knew chimps were emo.
Comment by CJ — September 30, 2008 @ 4:04 am
CJ wins the comment thread for me. ;)
I remember finding this ad offensive the first time I saw it, though I wasn’t sure why. I think it’s because I don’t mind it if my emotions are manipulated by the media, but hitting me over the head with a piano is uncalled for.
Comment by Erica Stratton — September 30, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Wow… that’s a rough one… but I have to agree with Narayana. I live in Florida, so if Yellowstone exploded, I’d probably be melted by falling molten debris, which isn’t a bad way to go. Then, I might get buried under tons of ash and preserved. Pretty cool…
Comment by Euphoria — October 2, 2008 @ 6:14 pm
I just want to say to everybody that you should investigate a little before trusting something like global warming… I and many others have looked at facts and are pretty sceptical, so look for yourself… And Al Gores movie “A inconvenient truth” does not count as looking at facts, because it contains several faults and theories with no supporting facts.
So the only good thing about this ‘commersial’ is that I got a good laugh… thanks and gj :D
Love Zuljin
Comment by Zuljin — October 15, 2008 @ 6:40 pm
Im sorry that video was too much for me. I just cant stop laughing at those cocksuckers and enjoying my global warming, Its too cold here so fuck the animal I like being warm here. Also that kangaroo getting run over by a train…Priceless. that was a kodak momnets.
Comment by fucking kangaroos. — November 11, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
Oh you are breaking my heart…..well maybe not. Get behind your basic sences and do some diverse research. Did you ever read about eath science in school? You Algorean followers will be the death of us. Stop being a leming….be a leader in your arena for heavens’ sake!
Comment by Bob Daley — February 12, 2009 @ 12:58 pm
seriously?! Grow the F@#$ up! Spend your time on more constructive things, please. Now, let’s eat! I’m all for People eating tasty animals. Hand me the A-1. Get a life!
Comment by swithers — February 12, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
What a crock!
As we all know animals are not capable of conscious thought, if they were they would stop running in front of my car!
Animal Rights: The have the RIGHT to be served Rare, Medium or Well Done.
Comment by Steve — February 12, 2009 @ 4:31 pm
That’s the dumbest ad I’ve seen in a while.
Comment by Michael — February 12, 2009 @ 5:29 pm
Anyone who thinks this ad is a sane argument for Global Warming has been stareing at the sun too long! Maybe one day they’ll hear their “POP”! You know the sounds thats made when you pull your head out’cha A$$!!
Comment by Wayne — February 12, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
I think all environmentalist that truely believe in their cause should commit suicide to reduce the carbon foot print they are producing. By doing this it will allow their fellow man to survive without impacting our world to the extent it is now.
If they are to cowardly to do that then at least shut off your heat, air conditioning, and all electric power. Walk to work and sit in a cold, unheat or cooled office. Don’t eat anything that not grown natually and don’t do anything that my impact the eco system. Hand write all correspondence and hand deliever them. Do nothing that impacts our plant.
Sounds ridiculous doesn’t it, but to us normal everyday people this is what you sound like. The biggest problem in the world today is over population, this is really the main cause of enviromentail impact.
If you really want to do something for the enviroment try to control that, and lot’s of luck.
Comment by Paul — February 12, 2009 @ 8:11 pm
PETA people eating tasty animals all gods creatures have a place ” right next to mashed potatoes and stuffing global warming its going to get hot in july and cold in december it does this every year
Comment by henry — February 12, 2009 @ 8:50 pm
You have got to be kidding. That is such a creepy way to forecast doom and gloom. Animals don’t consciously commit suicide and this is the kind of mentality that the environmental whackos comport. I have a BS in Chemistry amd Biology and 2nd BS in Accounting and MS in Project Management and I find it rather stupid to believe that global warming is caused by us. There may indeed be a little bit of warming, but it is due to the Sun Spot activity and volcanic eruptions piercing holes in the ozone layer. The ozone replenishes itself over a period of years by thunderstorm activity. It is a cycle over and over. I think it is shameful to try and convince feeble minded, uninformed people by creepy ads designed to give children nightmares. Shame on the people who put this together.
Give My Regards To Broadstreet…
Comment by A Barksdale — February 12, 2009 @ 9:06 pm
What a hoot! Please tell the idiots who made this that no chimp will ever hang itself, no kangaroo will ever jump in front of a train. All animals will do whatever they have to do to survive. The earth is cooling–the ice age is coming!! (Remember the 70’s? We were all going to freeze to death) Get real. Bunch of morons.
Comment by Eric — February 12, 2009 @ 9:19 pm
This is the most hilarious and absurd thing I have read to date about this global warming farce.
Comment by Steve — February 12, 2009 @ 9:28 pm
What complete rubbish! Global warming is as real as your reflection is physical. I mean, really, depicting animals committing suicide is as ridiculous as calling liberals responsible, reasonable, sane, fiscal conservatives! HA HA! Left wing pychos! When are you liberal morons going to wake from your self-induced deception, and realize that global warming is a myth?? You won’t, because you can’t, because you enjoy wallowing in your pseudo-science and your pseudo-truth, but you’re good for one thing…a laugh!
Comment by todd — February 13, 2009 @ 2:34 am
What. The Fuck. Is this fuckery? Seriously? This is propaganda. Now, if you had actual video of real animals committing suicide then maybe I could take this “threat” seriously. But come on. This malarky is CGI. And not really that good either. I don’t believe in global warming. Research it for yourselves. Check the trends since information has been recorded. It’s just another scare-tactic to force people to act a certain way by groups with an agenda. Honestly, it’s kind of insulting.
Comment by chilly — February 13, 2009 @ 5:03 am
FUCK THE ANIMALS, BRING ON GOBAL WARMING!!!
HAIL SATAIN!!!
Comment by Fuck the animals — August 19, 2009 @ 4:36 pm
also HAIL HITLER!!!!
Comment by Fuck the animals — August 19, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
that should piss some hippies off
Comment by Fuck the animals — August 19, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
Bob Daley, You are a animal whore. You let those little cocksuckers fuck you up the ass like it was going out of style. You should also get that lookeds at by the way. You and your aids. Get away from me you walking infection.
Also you spelt “earth” wrong. How much of a fucking retard do you have to be. It’s basic grammer you fuckhead. I stand by my global warming, and I will fight to have those animals rights enforced.
They do have the right to be served with corn and potatos.
Comment by Fucking Kangaroos — March 10, 2010 @ 11:51 pm