A Thai ad from all the way back in 2005 — ancient by internet standards — for Bridgestone tires. Giving too much away might ruin it for those who have not seen it but I will say this, he deserved better than her. That poodle was a slut.
Dog Suicide [YouTube]
Categories: Ads, Advertising, Animals, Dogs, Sex, Smut, Suicide
Posted at 9:46 am on August 26, 2008
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More things should be advertised with suicide.
Alternately, suicide should be more advertised.
Comment by Mike — August 26, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
I wholly agree with the above statement.
Comment by Shay — August 27, 2008 @ 4:34 am
I can see it now, The scene opens on a suburban housewife in a black and white kitchen, frantically chopping away at ( and missing) a tomato. The baritone male voice over begins over the scene. “Every day tasks are such a bother. Why not just kill yourself?” The woman turns to the camera, smiles, and then turns the knife quickly on herself.
Coming to a TV near you.
Comment by Cameron — August 27, 2008 @ 7:40 am
mmm. yes Cameron.
so long as in turning the knife on her self, she resumes chopping, an then starts at the chopping and goes right up her arm to her torso, leaving juicy wife slices in a neat row on the counter. A quick review would show the centers to resemble tomatoes.
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Comment by Benevolent B — September 1, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
Great. Now I’m hungry.
Comment by Benevolent B — September 1, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
Juicy Wife Slices… weren’t they a Cincinnati band in the mid-90s?
Comment by Seth — October 11, 2008 @ 11:33 pm