Overheard in #ectomo: Marital Bliss
Posted by Qais Fulton
Ross: You had to go there, didn’t you?
Ross: You KNOW how he gets
Qais: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight Ross
Ross: Pfft
Ross: whatever
Qais: You know what
Qais: Fuck you
Qais: I’m taking the kids and going to my mother’s
Ross: Good!
Qais: That’s right
Qais: No infants for you to eat
Ross: See if I care!
Ross: I can order infants
Ross: I know how to use a phone
Qais: Mother always warned me about you people but I was so caught up in the glitz and glamour of aerodynamic penii I didn’t listen
Qais: And look where it got me
Qais: By the way I’m fucking the pool boy
* Qais slams the door and walks out
Ross: BASTARD!
Ry-Tron: a show of hands, please, who ISN’T fucking the pool boy?
Categories: #ectomo, Rail
Posted at 3:12 pm on July 3, 2008
13 Comments -
Well, I’m not fucking the pool boy. To be fair, we haven’t really met. Though I’m sure he’s nice.
Comment by Peregrine — July 3, 2008 @ 5:19 pm
Say, how does one pronounce “Qais” anyway?
Comment by John — July 3, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
Very carefully.
Comment by Qais Fulton — July 3, 2008 @ 7:36 pm
The Pool Boy Is Surprisingly Gentle.
Comment by Rune 101 — July 3, 2008 @ 9:22 pm
What server is this on? I want in.
Comment by csquared — July 3, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
John – it’s pronounced like “case”. He also likes it when you add a “U” to the spelling.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — July 3, 2008 @ 10:01 pm
@csquared: efnet, you can also click the ectochat link I neglected to add to the post earlier.
Comment by Qais Fulton — July 3, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
Snap, dirty laundry in plain view.
Comment by Narkalant — July 4, 2008 @ 1:04 am
I’m not wanted. I get “*** Banned please use an closer server “
Comment by Evil Jim — July 4, 2008 @ 1:38 am
Friends always make the easiest enemies, but true friends are hard to make. So share the couch, bitches.
Comment by kKtogen a stack — July 4, 2008 @ 4:31 am
@ John
I think it’s kaw-iss, except that’s kind of a throaty “k” sound that we dont have in english.
Comment by Exor — July 4, 2008 @ 7:49 am
@ Exor,
Yes, *obviously*ยน, the “q” followed by a vowel without a “u” in between:
a. indicates that the name comes from a Semitic language (Yep! Linguists classify Arabic and Hebrew in the same family: Semitic languages);
b. represents a voiceless uvular plosive, close to, but nevertheless distinct from, the voiceless velar plosive most of us are familiar with: the former is pronounced further back in the mouth than the latter.
1. By which I mean that I’m making a wild guess.
Comment by Frogman — July 5, 2008 @ 6:22 am
You two are both correct. Good job!
Comment by Qais Fulton — July 7, 2008 @ 12:36 pm