The Grandmaster And The Flying Cock
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
A recent press conference held by Gary Kasparov was interrupted when a radio controlled penis flew toward the former Russian Grandmaster in an attempt to merely disrupt the proceedings or, perhaps, sodomize him. The offending member was struck down by a one of Kasparov’s seemingly unamused security detail. As the bodyguard gives the flying dick the rough treatment Kasparov says, “I think we have to be thankful for the opposition’s demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt.” Someone in the audience then shouts, “Finally the political power shows its face!” To which Kasparov quickly replies, “Well, if that’s its face…”
Check and mate?
Flying Penis [Sharenator] : ectotweeted by John P.
Categories: NSFW, Phallus, Politics, Russia, Twitter, ectotweet
Posted at 9:34 am on May 20, 2008
6 Comments -
Evidently that security guard has experience in beating off penises…..
Oh, Yeah! I took the cheap shot.
:(
I’m not 12 years old….really
Comment by P — May 20, 2008 @ 11:17 am
More like the money shot – that comment was right on the money.
Comment by flashywordz — May 20, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
The arguments on the sharenator page comments section are hilarious.
Comment by phrawgg — May 20, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
I am reminded of the Anshe Chung interview in Second Life which was subject to a “griefing” attack of giant flying penises going across the stage in which the interview and Chung were seated.
For reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anshe_Chung#Target_of_griefing
Comment by Giania — May 20, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
The penis copter is a holy weapon of peace. Glory be to the penis copter, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen. The only problem here is that the genie can never be put back into the bottle now that this technology has been unleashed upon the world. It is only a matter of time before amateurs can fashion home made devices from a dildo and model helicopter kit. There won’t be a confirmation class, high school graduation, or presidential inauguration that will be safe. Just hope that they never put a pinhole camera in the urethral opening so they can be operated remotely.
Comment by Hlaode — May 20, 2008 @ 10:27 pm
Putin was just trying out one of the experimental drones the Russian Air Force has developed.
Comment by Angry Sam — May 22, 2008 @ 12:30 am