Before you is the culmination of all my post-apocalyptic, cyberpunk fashion dreams. Oh sure, my compatriots and I clothe ourselves in all manner of garb designed with futurelust in mind, but not a stitch of those epic high-collared wardrobes is really functional. We’re simply playing dystopian dress-up.
But with this piece by Tim Smit — made of neoprene, lined with kevlar, and seemingly designed with my ilk in mind — we’re really getting into the business of being the no-nonsense, disaffected futuretots we’ve always known ourselves to be.
While it’s not specifically stated that this is just a conceptual design I can’t imagine it’s anything but. Yet simply knowing it exists helps to soothe the hurt of being unable to rush out and buy my first piece of Apocalypse Couture.
Hit the jump for a few more shots of this exquisite design.
Some webcam footage of the defrosting process being conducted on the half ton colossal squid caught in Antarctic waters in February 2007, and currently housed in a New Zealand lab. The entire process will take up to two day to complete in order to not damage the specimen, as thawing it too fast would mean that the outside would being to rot before the internal organs had fully thawed. Researchers will only have a short time to examine the corpse before it is placed in a preservative, during which time they hope to, among other things, determine the squid’s sex; although the apparent lack of a six and a half foot penis leads them to speculate that it is female. It seems like a logical conclusion. They will also be live webcasts spanning the entire project. After the examination is concluded the squid will be put on display at Te Papa Tongarewa, New Zealand’s national museum in Wellington.
Xanopticon’s music is often strange and alienating, with a speed and complexity matching most IDM but it’s sentiment being closer to dark drum+bass. It has been described as “waves of breaks: almost calming ambient music built out of intense rhythm structures.” Due to this heaviness, he is often compared to Venetian Snares, who has an equal ability for manipulating small snippets of sound.
Gentlemen.
This vibrant flyer represents the work of one of my most dutiful digital students, DJ Intoner, who was graciously allowed to remix this macro photograph of my very green eye for his noisy purposes: an electronic music recital.
Mention Ectoplasmosis at the door and get absolutely no discount. But find me in the seething morass, inquire about the rumpus, and I will sketch an Octobee just for you. This offer is unique! It boils with worth and charm, just like my rumpus!
British emcee Elemental busts a fresh flow on the subject of Ectomo’s preferred beverage: delicious, delicious tea. We at EctoCorp support this bold new direction for rap music and advocate the adoption of tea as the favored subject of choice for “sick rhymes” in lieu of the woefully oft’ preferred bitches, hos, and the pimping there of. Pith helmets, while optional, are highly recommended.
This ad campaign for Fit Light Yogurt, currently running in Brazil, features famously erotic scenes depicted with a woman who is overweight; in this case the dream scene from American Beauty. Others include the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct and the iconic image of Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch. The tag-line at the bottom reads: “Forget about it. Men’s preference will never change. Fit Light Yogurt.” It certainly lacks some degree of subtlety, doesn’t it?
In sheer defiance of the World Wide Web Consortium's will, Ectomo was designed using a non-web-standard font. Luckily, it is included in the excellent font pack released by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, which can be freely downloaded in Mac and PC formats here. Ectomo should still look fine without it, though.
