Playing the Future
Posted by Qais Fulton
The 5th Element, in spite of being a fairly bad movie, is still one of my favorite films, if for no other reason than the entire thing is absolutely gorgeous. It is a future in which the soft, rounded corners of plastic-everything that we all expect to be permanently spotless and milky white are in actuality smudged with the dirt and grime of a population that built its way out of the polluted, earthen pit they created for themselves.
Everything in the movie is immediately obvious as “futuristic” without looking outlandish or ridiculous (save Ruby Rod, who gets a pass for having a special place in my heart); a problem to which many films set in the future fall prey.
The above grand piano, designed as a collaboration between Schimmel and Luigi Colani, would have fit perfectly in the film. As such, it is awarded my highest praise. Redesigning an instrument that many have a near religious reverence for is a tricky task, rife with perilous design flaws that could very easily ruin the whole shebang resulting in packs of pianists screaming for blood; but Colani and Schimmel have pulled off their design coup with a singular aplomb.
Had I the measly $110,000 that is being asked for this masterpiece it would be snatched up greedily with a haste I’ve likely never before displayed; and thus I would be able to count myself among the lucky 14 that stroke the keys of a piano sent back through time.
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Categories: Art, Asteriskpunk, Costumes, Design, Fetish, Music, Science Fiction, The Future!
Posted at 2:16 pm on March 14, 2008
10 Comments -










I dunno, Q. It kind of looks like a vibrator.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — March 14, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Strikes me as nothing less than a giant manta ray or feeding whale shark.
Guess that contrasts our current mindsets.
Comment by DC — March 14, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
@Eliza I think it looks more like one of those ergonomic vegetable peelers. http://www.kriskitchen.com/images/5601-PeelerAnim.gif
Or maybe a maybe a shaver.
A massive musical vibrator would make the best room centerpiece ever though.
Comment by Giania — March 14, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
On my first glance, I assumed it was a women’s version of a men’s razor with far too many blades.
Comment by harmfulguy — March 14, 2008 @ 5:28 pm
The Piano of Robot Liberace, especially since it looks like a vibrator.
Comment by John Brownlee — March 14, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
@Brownlee, not until they download my consciousness into a sequin festooned robot body it isn’t.
Comment by Qais Fulton — March 14, 2008 @ 6:30 pm
here is something else this quiet, self-effacing, Swiss nutter built
http://www.colani.ch/movie.html
Comment by Thumpsquid — March 14, 2008 @ 7:07 pm
i demand moar robot Liberace! robot Liberace can has meme now pl0x? ^_~
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Pingback by A thing of exquisite beauty | braincell soup — March 14, 2008 @ 11:48 pm
But seriously, how fast can it go?
Comment by scott — March 20, 2008 @ 11:03 am