Your Daily WTF: Mr. Cream of Wheat
Posted by John Brownlee
I still remember coming downstairs for school in the morning as a boy, hungry for Apple Jacks, and to discover that my parents had slopped a ladleful of Cream of Wheat into my breakfast bowl instead. “Great,” I’d say, choking back my prolapsing gastric tract and fixing my parents with a hateful glare. “Semen.” And that’s when the beatings would start.
Apparently, I’m not the only person who has equated the texture of Cream of Wheat with lumpy, grainy ejaculate over the years. In fact, apparently, there was a fetish for Cream of Wheat going as far back as the early 80′s, as used-up, bouffant-ed porn stars eagerly fellated prancing coke heads dressed in cardboard Cream of Wheat boxes.
This is work safe: it was also my worst nightmare when I was ten. Stay until the end, for the violent jactitations of a man dressed only in a pair of sunglasses and a foam-rubber costume resembling a piece of toast. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Mr. Cream of Wheat [YouTube] : POETV
Categories: Clips, Fetishes, Porn, WTF, Your Daily WTF
Posted at 8:09 am on March 3, 2008
7 Comments -
No, seriously, what the FUCK.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — March 3, 2008 @ 11:15 pm
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Pingback by A bowl full of sweet sweet cream… « Blog of Interest — March 4, 2008 @ 2:32 am
Man I love this video. I think I could watch the dancing toast forever.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — March 4, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
now i can’t eat cream of wheat anymore, you fucker!
i blame you!
i used to love cream of wheat too….
Comment by Peter — March 4, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
what
I mean usually I think I can at least get some handle on you guys’ things
but uh
uh
Comment by jeff n. — March 4, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
“This is work safe.” Ha. Nothing about this site is work safe.
Comment by JOhn — March 6, 2008 @ 12:47 am
Ok, Seriously. Of all the retarded things I can do with my time, I sit at my computer and engage in the activity of watching toast dance. Dancing Toast is not what I had in mind to be doing at midnight. However, Kudos to the videographer, you grabbed my warped mind and made it just that little more warped.. Thankyou for the informative, yet entertaining segment on Toast and Cream Of Wheat… I will never Look at my breakfast again..
Cheers
Comment by Bexx — March 13, 2008 @ 11:03 pm