At some point after 1988 someone, somewhere was playing Super Mario Bros. 2 and thought “One day I’m gonna fuck Birdo.” Well it seems that that day came to pass.
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Posted at 10:52 am on February 27, 2008
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The added kink is that, from day one, Nintendo was very clear that Birdo was a guy, dispite the pink ribbon.
Wow, I really should not find this so hot.
Comment by strixus — February 27, 2008 @ 11:23 am
And to think of all those times Birdo beat me in Super Mario, I was really crushed by a transvestite furry!
Comment by Loopy — February 27, 2008 @ 11:51 am
Yeah, I wonder on the transgender status of the girl wearing that costume. How great would that be? Perfect.
Comment by mordicai — February 27, 2008 @ 11:58 am
I’m thinking that Birdo must have finally saved up enough money for sexual reassignment surgery.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — February 27, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Yeah, like you never thought birdo’s circular shaped mouth was perfect for blowjobbin’…
Comment by Camillo Miller — February 27, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
it’s a trap!
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Pingback by alert nerd. » Blog Archive » Throw-Up In My Mouth — February 27, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
Becha its a dude under there.
Comment by Charlie — February 27, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
I figure that’s a pretty safe bet.
Comment by Mike — February 27, 2008 @ 5:23 pm
It’s quaint that mordicai thinks there’s a girl under the costume.
Comment by Singe — February 27, 2008 @ 5:56 pm
I know exactly who is under that costume. She is, indeed, a transwoman. This is not the only latex costume she has, either – she’s given quite a lot of money to prettypervy.com.
Comment by someone who knows — February 27, 2008 @ 9:20 pm
I knew it was a dude!
Comment by Evil Jim — February 27, 2008 @ 10:12 pm
Ooh yeah, spit your eggs at me, baby!
Comment by Brett — February 27, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
With just an orange variation s/he could be Q*Bert. Talking dirty during the deed would consist of “&%$#@!”
And tinted red with the right blue and white touches with webbing, this would be Peter Porker, The Amazing Spider-Ham. I leave it to you to write your own joke for that.
Comment by License Farm — February 28, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
A simple analogy for the slow kids:
M2F transsexual : dude :: you : evolutionary dead end
If you think the first one’s true, so’s the other. It’s 2008. We’ve had the technology to swap out someone’s hormones for more than 40 years. Now gender’s complicated and it always will be — you gotta either adapt or look fucking stupid.
So, adapt. That way, your gene-spliced tentacle-dicked four-breasteed grandkids will pity you a little less in 2048.
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Camillo, considering that eggs come out of it, I don’t think that’s a mouth.
Comment by Peter C O Johansson — March 5, 2008 @ 3:03 am
I want to suck on that
Comment by bobby — March 6, 2008 @ 4:14 pm