13 Have Spoken

Your Daily WTF: Homo Equus

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

Let me lay this on you, Jim: Sometimes you surf the tubes, looking for strange diversions with which to entertain your readers. Sometimes you find something a little too strange. Maybe it’s a nude man. Maybe this nude man is wearing a number of different, inventive thongs. The aforementioned, mostly nude, thong wearing man may, perhaps, also be wearing a horse mask and maybe, just maybe, he’s dancing while he gathers, sautés, and consumes wild mushrooms. Make no mistake friend, when that time comes, you better be prepared.

Slightly NSFW.

Dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks wild mushrooms. [YouTube] : poeTV

Categories: Boys Boys Boys, Equus, Fashion, Film, Freaks, Fungi, Gasmasks, Homoeroticism, Horror, Insanity, Japan, Madness, Nightmares, WTF, Weirdos, Your Daily WTF
Posted at 10:23 am on January 17, 2008
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13 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

Jack Thompson should get on this. Its not the GTA kids he needs to worry about. Its the kids who grew up listening to Uematsu music like the guy here dancing to a version of Dancing Mad from Final Fantasy 6. The japanese sexual depravity seems to be infectious and manifesting itself in wild mushroom consumption. Is this supposed to be for increased sexual potency or attempted suicide?

Comment by hokuten — January 17, 2008 @ 11:32 am

oh my…so much win in that video..

Comment by John Christ — January 17, 2008 @ 11:58 am

Those mushrooms look like fly agaric (amanita muscaria) which in small doses can be a mighty hallucinogen (large doses can result in death). The question is: did he consume any BEFORE he made this video?

Comment by Padraig — January 17, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

Oh, they’re pretty common in Japan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g_pCufofDI

Comment by Martin — January 17, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

Martin: ya beat me to it!
Pony? PONY! PO-NY!!!!!

Comment by Robert — January 17, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

Why couldn’t I just stop watching.

Thriller was a nice touch.

The Nostril Drop will certainly be a classic in all of the ensuing equestrian-nude-shroom cooking films.

Comment by D — January 17, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

yeah he is cooking them to get high for hallucinations..

Comment by Shayne — January 17, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

Wow. I am not surprised this is Japanese. I’d blame the mushrooms but he’s not actually eating them until the very end.

Anyway, I like the music.

Comment by Evil Jim — January 17, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

The song is the final battle theme from Final Fantasy VI… I think.

It’s one of the final fantasy battle songs, I know that much!

Comment by Chiablo — January 17, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

The song is Dancing Mad, from Final Fantasy 6 (released as 3 here in the US), as pointed out in the first comment.

As for the rest of this – I think I’m going to start working on a neuro-toxic mold that will take over the human brain and central nervous systems, so that humanity fall no further into this madness.

Comment by Strixus — January 17, 2008 @ 11:24 pm