Your Daily WTF: Ninja The Final Duel
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Based on a Taiwanese television show, Ninja The Final Duel consists of ninety minutes of utter nonsense, introduced by the voice of a WWII era newsreel reading such gems as: “Ninja light skill leaps and bounds. Acrobatics designed to bring a deathly swiftness.” and “Ninja rock climbing formation lightning streaks. Nothing stands in their way.” Featuring a woman who performs nude kung-fu, a rhyming, jive talking, African-American gentleman called “The Black Monk”, and, last but not least, the Water Spider Assault Team, which consists of ninjas on spider shaped paddle boats that occasionally leap into the air. The movie cheese factor was later increased by comedian Rudy Ray Moore, of Dolemite fame, re-dubbed the movie and released the result as Shaolin Dolemite.
NSFW because of, well, nude kung-fu.
NINJA FINAL DUEL [YouTube]
Categories: 70s, Film, Japan, Movies, NSFW, Ninjas, Trailers, WTF, Your Daily WTF
Posted at 10:26 am on January 16, 2008
5 Comments -
Ninja-bot approved, particularly the girly-bits kung-fu split kick.
Comment by Ninja-bot — January 16, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
The noise the shurikens make are the best.
Comment by Shon — January 16, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
The bestest movie in the WHOLE fucking World!
Comment by Yum — January 16, 2008 @ 9:21 pm
Holy Mothertrucking Ninshitsu… that… was the awesomeness. The “tied rope” sound of the guy flexing for 2 minutes… LOL.
Comment by SM — January 16, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
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