Jesus Loves You
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Some people love Jesus and some people, perhaps, wish to make love to Jesus. These people usually listen to Christian rock or form a Christian rock band. However, if you find that neither of these options appeal to you or that you lack the musical “talent”, there is the Inflatable, Love-Making Jesus. Features include a “Sopping Wet, Hungry Mouth” and an “Oversized Male Clitoris”, lest the word “penis” make you feel in the slightest bit like a homosexual as you sodomize your savior. For an extra two dollars you can upgrade the son of God with natural hair. Get one today or give one as a gift! The very real, very NSFW picture for this very fake product can be seen in all its glory after the jump.
Love-Making Jesus [Hugo Strikes Back!] : GUROchan
Categories: Ads, Bonings, Boys Boys Boys, Fetishes, Homoeroticism, NSFW, Obscenity, Perverts, Religion, Sex, WTF
Posted at 10:32 am on December 27, 2007
11 Comments -
You’d think that tapping the Son of God would elicit more than the casual look of indifference the ‘model’ is sporting.
Comment by Narkalant — December 27, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Maybe he’s an atheist, Narkalant. Or just agnostic and isn’t certain he hasn’t simply been seduced by a punctured hippy.
Comment by Jilder — December 27, 2007 @ 11:22 am
Reminds me of this exchange from Rick Remender & Kieron Dwyer’s Black Heart Billy:
Mormon missionary: Have you accepted Jesus into you?
BHB: Hmm, now there’s an idea! I been pitchin’ so long I ain’t ever thought of catchin’!
(opens cabinet with inflatable love doll Jesus inside, ball gag and other assorted S&M equipment hung alongside)
Mormon: Sweet Joseph Smith!
And of course, very much in keeping with Normal Bob Smith‘s Jesus Dress Up (and new Muhammed Dress Up). Oh, his hate mail is GOLD.
Comment by License Farm — December 27, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
Well I’ve always wanted to fuck someone in the stigmata, but I find the image of Christ offensive. When will they make a doll for us atheist stigmata fetishists.
Comment by Hlaode — December 27, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
Oh come on, since when has lack of talent ever stopped someone from starting a Christian rock band?
Comment by Mike — December 27, 2007 @ 9:03 pm
Ok. I am not like some jesus maniac or ne thing, but come the fuck on…. this is ridic.! I dont really even believe in God and i find this totally wrong and just plain….well…ridic.!!!
I hope that stumbleupon takes note to what i have to say to them about me stumbeling upon this!
Comment by Heather — January 5, 2008 @ 12:18 am
OMG! This realy hard for me to phathem, not saying I am a holy roller nor do I practice my chritianaity but in all actuality this is disgusting and should be swipped from the public eye. If my daughter were to ever stumble upon something so shamless, I would have to actions to this pathetic site.
Comment by April — January 5, 2008 @ 12:23 am
April-
its called turning the x-rated content off in Stumble! :)
Comment by Sally — January 7, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
April,
‘phathem’? [fathom]
‘chritianaity’? [Christianity]
‘swipped’? [swiped? wiped?]
‘have to actions to this’? [HUH?]
Frank B.
Comment by Frank Burns — April 3, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
you fucking asshole .. dont have ne work to . bloody sone of an pounded ass .. go fuck ur self ass hole .. FUCK UR SELF .
Comment by creeping — September 5, 2008 @ 2:24 am
You guy, are just doing it rait!.
and I’m sure you all cristianfags would to fuck jebus
Comment by 666_mr_evil — July 19, 2009 @ 11:36 pm