Noise du-Later-on-in-The-Jour: Ice Ice Pro-Test
Posted by Derek C.F. Pegritz
Since my band Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos is playing tonight in Pittsburgh and I have had to teach students how to properly pronounce “wgah’nagl” and its various declensions all day, I’ve but little time to post today–so here’s what you’re gonna get: A PHAT JAM PHOR YOUR ASSES!
Witness the insane mixage!
Take 1 Part Skinny Puppy’s “Pro-Test.”
Mix with 1 Part Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Bay.”
Stir until mixture begins to phatten.
Heat it up ’til it’s steamin’ awesome hott (with no less than two T’s!)–
THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR BOOTY and get down with your bad self! I wanna see ALL rumps shakin’ to this beat…or, if you are an amorphous blob of protoplasm, I’d better see them membranes wigglin’!
(Sorry…still can’t get YouTube videos to embed. I think YouTube hates us now. I knew I never should’ve uploaded that video of me and Yog-Sothoth mudwrestling in twelve dimensions. Shit like that probably warped the spacetime in which their servers reside and now it’s all gone to hell. Don’t blame me if some of you sudden;y start to find videos embedded in the solid rock of mountains, bulkheads of naval ships, or the foreheads of newborn babes.)
Categories: Goths, Mad Scientists, Noise du Jour
Posted at 5:54 pm on September 19, 2007
7 Comments -
Try using the code tab instead of the rich visual editor. You should have no trouble pasting embed code in there.
Comment by Michael Martine — September 19, 2007 @ 8:03 pm
Hey- you know of any noisy industrial bands in Pittsburgh looking for a violinist? I notice you’ve got one (a violinist, that is). I’ve got my own rig (short a cab at the mo’), and used to play with an act called Bone Parade in Albany, before moving to Pittsburgh (http://www.myspace.com/boneparade). Looking for something bigger and meaner.
Just moved here in May, and starting to look towards getting an act together.
Comment by t3knomanser — September 19, 2007 @ 8:51 pm
BLASPHEMY! A sheer, unadulterated crime against Puppy!
Comment by Bsti — September 19, 2007 @ 9:16 pm
You know the worst part about this abomination before god, man, and Satan himself?
I Like It.
Comment by Damien — September 19, 2007 @ 10:00 pm
Breakdancing goths will never get old.
Comment by chesh — September 20, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
If OgHr finds out, he’ll eat all ya’lls faces. Or laugh his middle-aging ass off.
Comment by Bsti — September 22, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
[...] Skinny Puppy vs. Vanilla Ice. Need I say more? No, I think not. Via Ectoplasmosis. [...]
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