Child Beater!
Posted by John Brownlee
“Rocky the Terrible. Renowned Child Abuser. It is said that the children will inherit the world of tomorrow. Fearing this, Rocky vows to defeat the children of tomorrow by challenging them today in order to secure his place in the future. Feared by children everywhere, Rocky punishes children whenever and wherever they arise. No child is safe!”
The best dad in the world beats the crap out of his adorable loin products for two minutes, filming the results. The sound effects (both dubbed and verbal) are what makes this so wonderful. I would love to have been in a car, driving by this scene.
Child Beater [YouTube] : POETV
Categories: Clips, Violence
Posted at 12:19 pm on August 13, 2007
9 Comments -
This was incredible! One of the best things about being a Dad is engaging in make-believe kung-fu!
Comment by BelchSpeak — August 13, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
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Pingback by BelchSpeak » Rocky the Child Abuser — August 13, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
thats AWESOME!! the kicks the in head are the best
Comment by Anthony PIttarelli — August 13, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
I can only hope that someday my children will defeat me in as brutal a fashion.
Comment by Bastard — August 13, 2007 @ 4:55 pm
I lost it at around 1:32. “Fighting is bad!” *POW*
Comment by Andrew B — August 13, 2007 @ 6:23 pm
I was hoping it was real, up to the las minute mark, anyway. I don’t suffer children gladly.
(kidding about the first part, not about the second)
Comment by Bsti — August 13, 2007 @ 9:16 pm
Those kids are amazing.
Comment by chesh — August 14, 2007 @ 2:17 am
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Pingback by Breakfast Links: Real Estate buying tips, Stolen 3 Ton Rock & Child Beater | #comments — August 14, 2007 @ 7:22 am
When I first saw this, I thought it just looked like a guy beating up his kids. As a friend of 2 brothers who were beaten by their father, I still can’t see any humour in this.
Comment by Collins — August 14, 2007 @ 8:33 pm