Great Names, Lame Games – Jesus: Dreadful Biomonster
Posted by John Brownlee
From the same company that would bring gamers the lamely titled Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior series, it’s Jesus: Ky?fu no Bio Monster, which literally translates to Jesus: Dreadful Biomonster. If ever a game title called out for a franchise, this is it. Unfortunately, it never gets better than the name, but more information below, for the would-be Messiah as Biomonster scholar.
Jesus: Dreadful Bio-Monster [Niahak's Place]
Christ Loves Jesus Part 1 [Video Lamer]
Categories: Aliens, Games, Japan, Monsters, Religion
Posted at 11:27 am on July 16, 2007
5 Comments -
Square released the first Final Fantasy with that name because they were running out of funds and they believed the game would have to be their FINAL game. They had no idea the fantasy RPG would be so successful and keep them in business.
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JESUS LOVE YOU ALL
Comment by dANIEL — July 11, 2009 @ 1:29 pm