Vulva Perfume: For The Woman Who Wants To Smell Like Vagina
Posted by John Brownlee
The erotic, the intimate scent of an irresistable woman… secreted into a jar. It’s Vulva, Germany’s hottest olfactory sensation.
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is supplied onto the back of the hand… and the irresistable smell that excludes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensivies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head
According to hearsay, the Berlin black market has filled overnight with cheap knockoffs. For the frugalist, the juice from a can of tuna fish, dripped into a bottle, might also suffice.
Pay close attention to the URL.
Categories: Advertising, Sex
Posted at 5:34 pm on July 11, 2007
18 Comments -
i once knew a girl who ( i guess ) farted a lot, and i remember her vagina tasted like a old wet turned on fart. it would really gross me out and so i try and to find ways that i didn’t have to get my face too close. i do not think i would like this product. it makes me wounder though, if women would be atracted to a product smelling like a mans sweaty, hot ,and sticky ball’s.
Comment by Chimp C — July 11, 2007 @ 6:06 pm
Only if the ballsweat in question came from a man who apostrophized his plurals.
Seriously though, how terrifying is that brunette model?
Comment by Eliza Gauger — July 11, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
This reminds me of an anecdote – I don’t remember where I heard it… probably something my wife found – about a phone sex worker who managed to sell one of her customers a pair of used panties. She bought the panties new, and went through many detailed toils with sadistic glee to make them smell like they’d been worn for a day. Some of the steps included soaking them for a day in the juice from canned tuna, and if I remember right, getting one of her coworkers to urinate on them.
Comment by Peregrine — July 11, 2007 @ 6:43 pm
I love the fact they have a gallery!!!
Genius
Comment by Philip — July 11, 2007 @ 7:01 pm
The link to Annalee’s page is misspelled, by the way. It’s “techsploitation”, not “techspoiltation”.
http://www.techsploitation.com/
Comment by Peregrine — July 11, 2007 @ 7:06 pm
@ eliza : you got it !! Loved the way you stilettoed him with your response …Pay attention , though … He wonders to be wounded ( I deciphered the verb “Wounder” this way ) …
About the brunette :
My opinion is that her creepyness is due to her forehead, wich is too small , and to her mouth area , wich resembles a puppet’s mechanical mouth .
Anyway , I can’t stand the fact they didn’t choose the glourious mr Von Bismarck , hedonist, to advertise this perfume . A perfect farewell for the man he has been. May he rest in Peace.
Sorry if I took to much space . Eliza , please don’t stiletto me for that…
Comment by Camillo Miller — July 11, 2007 @ 7:08 pm
I think Bismarck was gay. He would have to be the ballsweat perfume poster boy.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — July 11, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
i’ll work on my grammar so it is up to the standard of a post about vagina juice. an honest thanks though for pointing that out to me, i’ll work on it.
Comment by Chimp C — July 12, 2007 @ 12:43 am
Touché. Or shall I say…douché?
Comment by Eliza Gauger — July 12, 2007 @ 3:02 am
Damn, that was a good one. Well you may have won this round Eliza, but i will return.
Comment by Chimp C — July 12, 2007 @ 3:31 am
@eliza sure it was , but many male models are gay ..I just think He had The Face , that’s all . Naturally it would have given to the advertising the irony these ad-gurus never had the intention to transmit to the world with this campaign.
anyway this is the best comments feud I’ve ever read . :)
Comment by Camillo Miller — July 12, 2007 @ 10:20 am
ffff
Comment by tutal — September 1, 2007 @ 6:17 am
Dear Sir/Madam
Kindly please send me some video sex if you can please
Regrads
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