Chewbacca Sexually Assaults Marilyn Monroe
Posted by John Brownlee
A Chewbacca impersonator is accused of sexually assaulting a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then reportedly evaded arrest, police said.
According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress’s hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.
Categories: Ephemera, Science Fiction, Sex
Posted at 4:07 pm on July 10, 2007
2 Comments -
They actually referred to him as “the wookie”. Glorious, even if they are an e short of spelling it properly.
Comment by Keith W — July 10, 2007 @ 9:05 pm
At times I’ve seen 3, maybe 4 wookiees around there. And a “Chucky” who claims his name is actually Chucky. Hooray for Hollywood!
Comment by annie — July 11, 2007 @ 12:12 am