In Pursuit of the Barbie Doll Vagina

Do you have an unsightly vagina, with slopping labia, birthmarked pudendum and a gooey external tube, reminiscent of the Xenomorph Queen’s egg-laying protuberance in Aliens? If yes, that will suffice nicely: no need to send pictures. ^*

Some musings on the elective genioplasty craze from Next Nature. All possessives as pluralization examples are bracket sic, natch.

I wonder if the modernistic painter Piet Mondriaan could have imagined designer vagina’s…

What used to be a somewhat mysterical territory of the female body is being formalized into the clear and accessible designer vagina. These post-sexual vagina’s, also referred to as playboy vagina’s because they are modeled after the photoshopped vagina’s featured in playboy magazine, are the ideal of many young girls. Although a slightly diminished sexual sensitivity is a known complication of the surgery, girls seem to prefer the visual power of a clear cut vagina above their own sexual arousal. It’s plastic fantastic and boyfriends love it! Various clinics for cosmetic surgery offer the so called vagina rejuvenation technique providing women with a hypernatural vagina.

One can’t help but wonder if the gay community is soon to find itself in the throes of a parallel elective analplasty phenomenon.

Modernistic Vaginas [Next Nature, NSFW]

* – If no, please send pictures.