We Live in Disneyworld
Posted by E. G. Gauger
From our abusive godfather, Warren Ellis, on the subject of yesterday:
It’s Independence Day, yes, when we here in Great Britain celebrate our Great Project — creating an entire country for comedy purposes in the guise of ceding America its independence. Thank you for giving us literally hundreds of years of laughter.
And thank you, my dear, for the absolutely mesmerizing (and highly informative) accents. Why, one need only perk up one’s cornfed American ears to determine who the villain in any given situation is (the limey), and what their weakness will be (stodgy hubris).
And that, my friends, is how we blew up the Death Star. Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Yes, It’s That Day [Warren Ellis]
Categories: America, Blogroll
Posted at 2:07 pm on July 5, 2007
6 Comments -
PS: Chavs, Eurovision, bovver boys. Neener neener neener.
Also: the Welsh.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — July 5, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
all that picture needs is a Cthlulic Darth Vader and Warren holding a iPhone.
Comment by bill — July 5, 2007 @ 3:57 pm
“all that picture needs is a Cthlulic Darth Vader and Warren holding a RED BULL.”
Fix’d.
Comment by Sean Grimm — July 5, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
Mr. Grimm is absolutely on the ball.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — July 5, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
Red Bull is too easy and something he’d like. We want Grand Moff Ellis to truly be evil and have something totally unexpected that represents his committal (sp?) to the dark side. thus, an iPhone.
BTW, i like the “…and that’s how we blew up the death star” line.
Comment by bill — July 5, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
one would think that due to the insane ammounts of compressed oxygen and other gasses needed to sustain an atmosphere within the deathstar smoking would be strictly prohibited.
Comment by Maxwell — July 5, 2007 @ 8:58 pm